yes,... it's a fact.

pirate peetie

This is a fimo piece that I did a while back.  He's a big eared sensitive pirate type personality.  C'mon!  There's plenty of those around!

Stands at just over 3" tall.

SURPRISE!

angry bees

forest fire

Joey smooth rider

Joey perches precariously upon prancing Percival.

graceful goose

Graceful goose glides in galoshes.

grade eight

The awkward year!

...actually, there were more than just one of those.

penguin pokes plump plum

I didn't realize it at the time I was drawing it, but YES, it is indeed a bit suggestive.  

The subconscious mind is like a wonderfully unabashed prepubescent entering into full hormonal swing at the local country fair in the spring.  Over stimulated and out of control until they inevitably vomit up a whole bunch of stuff,... thus revealing what was really in there all along.

quail in a quagmire of quackgrass

another image from the colouring book.

frilly fish with fedora

 Part of a colouring book I did...

'Frilly Fish finds Fancy Frogs Fedora'

pin up girl!

No feminist statement intended here.  It was just a dream I had the other night.  Obviously I ate too many Nacho chips before falling asleep.

tom blue eyes

Blue eyed Tom had always feared for an ordinary life.  So, with great resolve and cynicism at a surprisingly early age, Tom vowed to prevent just such a predicament.  Despite his conservative outward appearance, Tom was indeed a mover and a shaker.  Here today, life of the party, gone tomorrow, when the mess needed cleaning up.  Motels were his home for the past twenty years and broken hearts often littered his treacherously icy trail.  It was a rare day when this little man would chance a glance back.

black hat

green dress

Her mother had very little trouble during the birth of this child.  Contrary to most, it was an extremely fast labour.  The infant shot out unexpectedly while her mother was waiting to pay for her very fresh avocados at the checkout stand of the local grocer.  The unfortunate child hit the cement floor, of course head first, then recoiled up from the tension of the umbilical cord, then again settled beneath her astonished mother and the bagger boy.  The impact from hitting the floor head first created a swelling in the cranium which never subsided, thus explaining the young girls very large forehead.

A skeptical woman with eyelashes you can sweep the floor with.  Someone just told her, she had a lovely nose, designed for the fodder of a poets pen.

that's what i think about that!

I thought I'd open my blog with this image!  I like that I look sexier than I really am... but you don't need to know that information now do you?